Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
