I got chris browned last night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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