he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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