no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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