hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Welp...herpes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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