he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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