there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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