Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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