Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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