I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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