Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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