would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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