Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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