You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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