Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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