I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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