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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.

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(832): i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life. http://tfl.nu/0m3z

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(319): View more from Iowa

Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?

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(319): Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's? http://tfl.nu/rb01

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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(206): And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny http://tfl.nu/a88g

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(573): View more from Missouri

officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.

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(573): officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street. http://tfl.nu/ajuf

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(816): View more from Missouri

Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.

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(816): Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned. http://tfl.nu/ygc3

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(407): View more from Florida

Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow

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(407): Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow http://tfl.nu/4rys

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.

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(+44): If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse. http://tfl.nu/1ru8

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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(503): since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either http://tfl.nu/9xmp

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(561): View more from Florida

If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.

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(561): If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying. http://tfl.nu/hkz1

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(616): View more from Michigan

This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.

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(616): This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room. http://tfl.nu/k8xh

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(713): View more from Texas

There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special

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(713): There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special http://tfl.nu/6w5y

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(301): View more from Maryland

Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"

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(301): Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles" http://tfl.nu/ewys

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(701): View more from North Dakota

New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off

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(701): New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off http://tfl.nu/w6xr

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(954): View more from Florida

When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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(954): When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex. http://tfl.nu/36q6

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(904): View more from Florida

Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.

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(904): Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever. http://tfl.nu/o5og

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