Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.

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(905): View more from Toronto

i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight

(1-905): View more from Toronto

i totally said that

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

oh how i love working at summer camp.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN

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how did i know this would happen?

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(503): View more from Oregon

If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.

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(314): View more from Missouri

"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.

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(909): View more from California

ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

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