just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.