yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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