We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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