why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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