Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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