ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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