Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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