I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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