tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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