hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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