I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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