my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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