You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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