am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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