This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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