Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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