i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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