And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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