fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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