Sponge bath it is.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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