Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you win again, gameday.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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