i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The ass gains better be worth it
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