So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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