I'm lost and stupid without you.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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