NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm bleeding and have questions
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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