TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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