Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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