Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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