id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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