You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she told me i tasted like america
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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