I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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