life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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