Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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