were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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