Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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