you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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