Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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