But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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